Actually you can freeze the climate right now just by sending me a lot of money. This is no hoax. I have a secret plan. Oh, wait. The U.N. and Joe Biden already said that. If any of these Chicken Little types just did a little research, they would realize that they are being had. (For non-U.S. English speakers, that means they are working an elaborate confidence game on you so you will send them money and accept further encroachments on your personal liberties.)